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Matt rose water bottle of water and the other day and night I was in the world is the best way to get a bagel WTF?

Ok the best one I’ve gotten so far is “You are refreshingly hard”

Lmao I have no idea why that shirt with the bunny plush that just says "I want" took me out

I apparently once walked into my brother's room, in my underwear, said, "Why is the sky brushing his underwear with an egg hammer?" Then screeched like some kind of dinosaur before exiting his room

garfield

gardeuld

Tooga fooga fooga looga rooga pooga

Tooga fooga fooga looga rooga pooga

skull emoohi

One time a customer had just finished ordering through the drive thru and pulled up to the window. When I opened it I said “what can I get started for you?”

Please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend

I had one where I was in a weird Star Wars avengers like movie where matt rose was the weapon the main antagonist used

Honestly, didn't like the choice of content. Half of the tweets are about really serious stuff we should NOT pretend doesn't exist. I watched that video by BrokeTheInterweb (mentioned at 0:45), it's an awesome support message. I know you're making entertainment content but there are ways to not dismiss serious problems while doing it.

3:19 RAREBLIN!!??

I got “Artificial Intelligence. It’s the answer.” With a picture of 2 flies procreating.

3:52 WHAT??? I wasn't expecting a Mario game to be in this collection.

My dog ate her *SHIÆT* and decided to lick my hand.

"It's not a cult it's an opportunity." Cannbe more accurate than you possibly realize.

My first field problem in the army, I was so tired that I tried to plot my employee number (from the job I had before the army) as a missile target on a map. I couldn't figure out why we were trying to shoot Poland.

Guwteiya That is mine.

"Every single day can lead to a lost soul." With a girl, right jand side, facing right, hair pulled over face. Ribbon stretching from arpund her eyes to the left side of the screen. Spooky.

2:24 as a canadian i can say that there is no canada, all those stereotypical nice canadians are all lizard people and the canker men

...the desc

So many potential band names

i generated one that said waiters think about nuclear Armageddon daily or something like that

Had a dream where a game was called 'Deadly Dudely' and it was just a dude forcing you to take testosterone.

My first inspiration was by far the best. Nothing the bot generated afterwards came close to AFTER TRUST, comes breakfast. (oh wait. He just came up with Smoking can make you rich. Very rich.)

As far as I know, I've only sleep walked once in my life. One time, when I was younger, I apparently got up in the middle of the night and walked into the living room. My dad heard me get up. I'm pretty sure he thought I was just going to the bathroom. Anyway, he saw me go into the living room and asked me what I was doing. I told him I was going to call my grandma and tell her I was sleepy. I must've been really sleepy that night. 😂 After that, he realized that I was sleep walking. When I woke up the next morning, I had no memory of this. I don't even remember having a dream that night or anything. I was pretty scared at the time because this has never happened to me before. Thinking back to this, it was fairly normal for me to say that. The thing about my grandma was that I would always call her when I needed something. Still, tho it was weird. Another thing, it was 3am when that happened so it scared me even more.

W to garfieldfanclub7 for that amazing name and the alex G reference

Skullemlnk 🍰

Skillemokk📳

Skillemlnua🤽

I love this part- 5:35

Skinrnenne

Skillissue

Skillemiji

Slillemoji

tooga rooga

Skkllmdmojj Skimlojdb Siijjejiju Skillemoji

I sang the graduation song at my graduation 😭

Matt Rose is a very strange and Thessy and I have to do you have a new one for you guys and Thessy are you doing in your house and Thessy are the same as the first option to get the kids out to meet someone at least a little more than I don't have a new role and Thessy and Noa and I have to do that to be with the kids (Read it)

W thailand mention

I’m literally a year late but when I was seven I was playing the board game sorry with some random teenagers from my church and I remember they kept banging up on me and I got so angry that I slapped one kid in the face and left and cried. the next week I flipped a Chinese chess board bcuz I was losing.. idk what was wrong with me that week

the magnets most definitely sound like “SHHTWIIIIZ”

“please don’t be a jerk and just be a good friend and i love that you have been able and i am so grateful to be your best friends” 💀

Zweeeeppppp zworp

my school blocked D&D beyond, and it sucked, because that was the site our dungeons and dragons club used to play 😭😭

1:47 That's not AI generated. That's just Ozzy Osbourne

The fnaf one was so real

Magnets go KIZZZEEEERRRROIYEN